Bonus Beef - The Truth about Clapping the Turkey

Pappy's Flatshare

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2021

⏱️ 9 minutes

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We're taking a short break for the holiday season and will back next year for more fun. In the meantime enjoy this explanation of Carl’s clapping the turkey tradition. Thanks to all our listeners for another wonderful year and, if you’re looking for a New Years resolution that’s easy to keep, why not join the Patreon? See you in 2020! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Greetings,
0:04.0	listener dear, I'm Tom, I'm Ben.
0:07.0	I'm Matthew and welcome to a little bonus episode.
0:11.0	Does he make it a bonus beef? A bb-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb chief with your bonus beef.
0:25.0	No steady on queef this time. You know, it is Christmas.
0:26.0	Queef, it can go wild.
0:28.0	Wild.
0:29.0	It was on queef.
0:30.0	No, no.
0:31.0	So we've had a message here the truth about turkey clapping.
0:36.6	So just to bring people up to speed,
0:40.7	or Perry, do you want to fill people in
0:42.4	on why there's a little scandal around this?
0:45.0	For those that missed it, on the live flat slam, we were reading out,
0:49.0	or for the live beef brothers, we were reading out a beef where someone was talking about
0:54.0	clapping the turkey and it was a tradition we all loved the tradition we thought
0:58.6	this was a great idea the family gap really early in the morning cl clap the turkey. Since then we've been informed
1:05.0	that clapping the turkey was a lie that I invented in a game in 2016 during a live flat slam.
1:12.3	We're playing two truths and a lie and I invented it as a tradition in America
1:17.2	and we get the feeling that Carl who submitted the beef was repurposing an old Papi's idea from the PCU to bring to the table once again.
1:28.6	None of us spotted it.
1:30.1	We went ahead with it, we celebrated it and there's been you know some people picked up on it not us
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