Xmas Bonus: The Core
God Awful Movies
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2018
⏱️ 131 minutes
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Summary
Every month, we record a special bonus episode for our patrons. But since this is a season marked by giving, we thought we'd share last month's bonus episode with everyone. Enjoy!
And if you'd like a secular bonus every month (as well as the other 29 we've already recorded) you can get access to all of them by supporting us on Patreon here.
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| 0:14.4 | Oh, hello, listeners. I didn't see you there. You know, here at God awful movies, we love to suffer for your entertainment. We love it so much that every month we record a whole extra episode for our patrons breaking down the very worst that secular cinema has to offer. |
| 0:17.8 | And in this season of giving, we thought we'd share one of those special episodes with all |
| 0:22.2 | our listeners so they could take a few hours off |
| 0:24.4 | from dreading the family shit that they've got to do next week. So without further ado, please |
| 0:29.4 | enjoy this special bonus edition of God awful movies where we break down one of the |
| 0:33.3 | shittiest sci-fi films ever to be forced out of Hollywood's birth canal. Now if |
| 0:38.5 | you'll excuse me that's not a fireplace going that's my bong. Happy holidays. |
| 0:45.0 | Yeah, so they have to ride out the lava flows. |
| 0:50.0 | We cut now to 16 hours. Yeah, so they have to ride out the lava flows. |
| 0:52.9 | We cut now to 16 hours later. |
| 0:55.4 | We're supposed to believe that after having been awake now |
| 0:58.3 | for whatever, 34 hours, she just spent 16 hours, |
| 1:02.0 | like hauling ass through tubes cutting right cutting left |
| 1:05.3 | I wanted them to still be yelling but like all tired and then 16 hours |
| 1:10.3 | there 16 hours there. It's been a while. I'm still going. |
| 1:20.0 | God awful movie. |
| 1:25.0 | movie. Welcome back to the Gamcast Patreon-only bonus episode where each |
| 1:39.4 | month we sample another selection from secular cinema because Heath said he had too much time was on his |
| 1:44.2 | hands this month and really needed to do something with it. |
| 1:46.5 | Sharkator was shorter. |
| 1:47.5 | Yep, yep, yep, yep, I'm sure host no illusions and sitting 700 miles to my immediate |
| 1:51.9 | left is that good friend of mine |
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