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God Awful Movies

Xmas Bonus: The Core

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Leisure, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.82.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2018

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

Every month, we record a special bonus episode for our patrons. But since this is a season marked by giving, we thought we'd share last month's bonus episode with everyone. Enjoy!

And if you'd like a secular bonus every month (as well as the other 29 we've already recorded) you can get access to all of them by supporting us on Patreon here.

Transcript

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0:14.4

Oh, hello, listeners. I didn't see you there. You know, here at God awful movies, we love to suffer for your entertainment. We love it so much that every month we record a whole extra episode for our patrons breaking down the very worst that secular cinema has to offer.

0:17.8

And in this season of giving, we thought we'd share one of those special episodes with all

0:22.2

our listeners so they could take a few hours off

0:24.4

from dreading the family shit that they've got to do next week. So without further ado, please

0:29.4

enjoy this special bonus edition of God awful movies where we break down one of the

0:33.3

shittiest sci-fi films ever to be forced out of Hollywood's birth canal. Now if

0:38.5

you'll excuse me that's not a fireplace going that's my bong. Happy holidays.

0:45.0

Yeah, so they have to ride out the lava flows.

0:50.0

We cut now to 16 hours. Yeah, so they have to ride out the lava flows.

0:52.9

We cut now to 16 hours later.

0:55.4

We're supposed to believe that after having been awake now

0:58.3

for whatever, 34 hours, she just spent 16 hours,

1:02.0

like hauling ass through tubes cutting right cutting left

1:05.3

I wanted them to still be yelling but like all tired and then 16 hours

1:10.3

there 16 hours there. It's been a while. I'm still going.

1:20.0

God awful movie.

1:25.0

movie. Welcome back to the Gamcast Patreon-only bonus episode where each

1:39.4

month we sample another selection from secular cinema because Heath said he had too much time was on his

1:44.2

hands this month and really needed to do something with it.

1:46.5

Sharkator was shorter.

1:47.5

Yep, yep, yep, yep, I'm sure host no illusions and sitting 700 miles to my immediate

1:51.9

left is that good friend of mine

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