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Voyage to the Stars

X-Mas Special: White Elephants

Voyage to the Stars

Earwolf

Science Fiction, Fiction, Comedy, Improv

4.71.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2019

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Celebrate the holiday with a voyage... to the closet with shitty presents, in this White Elephant special!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Voyage to the Stars Special Edition

0:07.0

Anomalist ship, entry XMA5.

0:12.0

File name Ho! Ho! Oh, What else to the stars.

0:46.0

Captain's log, jingle,

0:50.0

well, well, here we are in the frozen tundra of the radioactive Rockies where it is

0:56.5

snowing or should I say ashing all over the place, but it really gets the end of the

1:01.3

holiday spirit as we look out the windows and see all the snow or the white-capped mountains.

1:07.0

We thought it might be fun to have a little party, uh,

1:10.0

because our friend Nico was a little curious about our holiday celebrations.

1:14.0

Mr!

1:15.0

Solstice!

1:16.0

No.

1:17.0

Well, I mean...

1:18.0

Which is sort of.

1:19.0

Get into that, but that's...

1:20.0

Kind of a pegony, but...

1:21.0

Yeah.

1:22.0

Do you just yell at each other on your planet well that's what else it told me

1:25.7

sultis I told you that there was a sultis and it was around the moon but that has nothing to do

1:30.8

with Christmas or I do think it's also great I think that

1:33.7

their bunny coming giving you a box full of Excelsior yeah it's exciting to make

1:40.6

well but this ceremony is a little bit different This instead of a bunny this is called a white elephant. It's very simple

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