You're listening to Voyage to the Stars, a partially improvised sci-fi comedy.

In our last episode, the crew stopped in St. Louis, stews old stomping grounds, to gather fuel for their

meck and encounter the strange Dr. Zlatnick.

What secrets is this mutant hiding?

And what happened to Stu?

Let's find out on this voyage to the stars. Oh, uh, oh, oh, and uh, a, uh, and a, uh, Vintage to the storms.

Captain's Log, 6. M. 0.M.

I went past being sad and now I'm just pissed.

You know, when you take somebody on the ship you captain them the best you can

The they turn around and they yell at you that your parents are dead in your face.

Just not a cool, just a shitty thing to do.

When somebody's parents are dead, you need to be respectful of that person

to give that person the space that they need to mourn.

Agree.

Not to excuse me.

I'm in the middle of something right now.

Okay.

I'm doing a captain's log. Oh do we not interrupt those now?

Huh? Sorry. What was it? You can interrupt? What did you want to say mama?

I mean sorry sorry. What did you want to say? No nothing nothing please go. say whatever you'd like guys I didn't get any sleep my mother is talking right now

I'm really tired. Oh well why? Well my parents are dead and you're sitting on their oil paintings right now.

You made a cot out of my parents who are dead now.

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