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🗓️ 26 May 2020
⏱️ 65 minutes
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0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space |
0:03.2 | than one of God's wet farts |
0:04.8 | through all the planets in place there were no signs of life |
0:07.8 | on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses. |
0:14.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:17.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:20.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything |
0:23.0 | baby geniuses tell us something we don't know |
0:26.0 | hello babies |
0:29.0 | welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa |
0:32.0 | we're the baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa we're the baby geniuses I'm the baby she's the genius but sometimes we switch it up yeah sometimes I want milk |
0:45.0 | Sometimes I'm smote. God, horrible. |
0:48.0 | I really hope this is your first episode of our podcast that you've ever listened to. |
0:52.0 | And last. |
0:54.0 | How have you been, Lisa? |
0:58.0 | You have big news this week. |
1:00.0 | I have big news that leaked out early. |
1:03.0 | Tuka and Bertie season two is coming to adult swim. |
1:06.5 | It is happening. |
1:07.5 | Yeah! |
1:09.1 | Oh my God. |
1:10.5 | How did it leak out early? There was an embargo and someone didn't read the press release. |
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