Podcast 1 presents the Steve Austin Show Classics.

All right everybody, welcome to Steve Austin Show.

It is unleashed.

Thursday, happy fucking Thursday everybody.

That means tomorrow is Friday.

That means the next day is Saturday.

Most of your motherfucker is going to have the weekend off.

Swig of beer, swig of water, swig a coffee, swig a Jack Daniels, swig a something for

the goddamn working man who busted his ass all week to pay them gimmicks they keep sending in the mailbox call bills.

That's right. And on that note, swing everything to the working woman as well.

That's right. Keeping America float by working our

asses off and for those people that listen all over the world wherever you at

y'all got the same damn thing going on, we got going on here.

They send them little gimmicks to your mailbox, they call bills, you must pay them,

or they will turn your shit off.

Tom overseas listeners,

swig of water for the working man and woman.

And hey, let me give out an extra shout out

to the people down there in the ATL area down in Atlanta, Georgia,

all across the south, all that ice on them

roads. Swig of water, swig of coffee for the highway crews, throwing that salt, trying to get

all that shit going over there so people can get up and down that highway.

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