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From Hollywood, California, by way of the Broken Skull Ranch,

this is the Steve Austin Show.

Give me a hell yeah.

Oh, yeah!

Now, here's Steve Austin.

And today's show is me thanking you for listening to this show, for downloading it and for making it

this success.

And before I move on, I want to thank my sponsors

for jumping on the back of this show

because this just ain't any old show.

This some bitch is a little bit edgy.

It takes a real sun bitch to jump on the back of this freight train and I'd

appreciate if you support these sponsors give them a look check out what they're all

about. They help keep this show on the air for free. It's good for you. It's good for me. It's good for everybody.

Plus they got some good shit. So check it out. Also, before I get rolling on this,

son bitch, and tell you two bust-ass stories that are true stories which happen to me, one

which involves me almost dying. I want to remind you that Redneck Island, the

season premiere, starts on June 5th on CMT, country music television right after the

CMT Music Awards. That's June 5th, Redneck Island, Best Damn Show on TV.

I might be a little bit biased, but that's just the way it is and that's all I got to say about that

With that being said let me take a breath of fresh air I got got a death defying story to tell you folks. True story, I almost died recently.

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