Content warning for discussions of child sexual abuse. I'm so much I'm so much My mom calls me today on my birthday, and she always sings happy birthday to me, and it's so sweet.

Oh, okay. I thought it was going to end poorly.

No.

Oh, okay.

No, it's just really sweet, and it's done on a certain tempo.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Amber.

Happy birthday to you.

I should sing it to you, but you have a better voice than me, so you should, I'm glad you did it.

Thank you.

One of the saddest things I've ever seen was a birthday candle that sings to you.

And I think it's for, like, lonely people so they can have someone to sing happy birthday to them. I've spent a couple birthdays all alone. Yeah. We all go through our trials, right? Of course. We're all adults here. We've all gotten drunk alone on our birthday. I think, actually, you should at least once. Yeah. I spent a couple of Thanksgivings and Christmases alone, and I've got to tell you, highly recommend it.

It's kind of great.

Welcome to some place underneath i'm mrs nelson and it is

in fact amber's birthday and we are not celebrating it in a way she probably would hope to because we're

going to talk about some horrible stuff today i love yappin i love yappin about horrible things. That's true.

Let's go. This was your birthday wish. Let's talk about laws and Mormonism.

Yeah. I just like so many other episodes that we've had in the season, this could be in its

own entire season going through the, what I consider issues in the law system, in the judicial system,

in the criminal system in the Jellibout and Utah specifically, but also around Arizona, Idaho,

all those states where they are predominantly run by people inside of the church. And we're not going to

do that. We're going to go through a big blitz today to get through what I find to be the most disturbing personally. Amber, you let me know if you have some other

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