4.8 • 274 Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2022
⏱️ 40 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi Katie. |
0:23.7 | Hello, a stressful morning here, Dominic. |
0:25.9 | Oh, really? What's happened? |
0:26.9 | I just had my appointment to get my French passport and identity card, which is very exciting, as a new French citizen. |
0:32.8 | But it was a very classic French administrative encounter, I would say. |
0:38.2 | The lady who was dealing with my application took one look at my passport photo and said, |
0:43.9 | No, it's not, sa va-pa. |
0:45.3 | And I said, what do you mean? What's wrong with them? |
0:47.2 | And she said, you've got a French. |
0:49.4 | I said, I know I have a French. |
0:50.6 | What's wrong with that? |
0:51.2 | On the government website, it says you're allowed a fringe if it's not in your eyes. |
0:55.1 | To which she replied, I don't really care what it says in the government website. The person in front of |
0:59.4 | you is saying that you're not allowed a fringe in your eyes. You're going to have to centrepart it. |
1:03.6 | Go back to the photo machine and take new pictures. Whoa. I mean, to be fair to her, you do often have your fringe in your eyes. |
1:11.8 | I'd recently cut it. Also, I look horrible with the centre parting. I look like Kim Jong-un. |
1:18.4 | And now I'm going to look like that on my French ID for the rest of my life. |
1:22.5 | Oh, God, that's awful. I'm really sorry for you. I think we should like be fair to French bureaucrats |
1:29.2 | and point out that like most bureaucrats in every country I know about for passports are really |
1:34.7 | mean about passport photos. It's true. It's not a French exception. How are you? Are you over your |
1:39.9 | bout of the C word yet? Yeah, I'm pretty much recovered now. Even have my birthday this weekend, which was a bit strange in times of corona, but you know. |
1:48.0 | Oh, yet another COVID birthday. |
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