WTF Do We Do with AI Bots on the Dating Apps? feat. Liza Treyger

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

FINE AF from the Bell House stage, Michelle and Jordan sound the airhorn for the triumphant return of comedian, actor, and friend of ze pod, Liza Treyger! Jordan sheds light on Texan parlance and reclaims the origin of the cowboy with FACTS (welcome to his Tex Talk), Michelle serves a hilarious BTS moment from "Survival of the Thickest," proving tea is best spilt on a hot mic, and Liza opens up about letting go of old habits and relationships that don’t serve her while entering her ‘Thrive Era.'

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:07.1	Oh my God.
0:08.4	Welcome to adulting.
0:09.8	I just want to make sure that everybody is turning their taxes.
0:13.5	Oh, my God.
0:14.4	First of all, I'm Michelle Bito.
0:15.8	That's Jordan Carlos.
0:16.7	You're coming in hot.
0:17.9	You're coming in like the H&R Block accountant.
0:39.2	The employee of the fucking week. And instead of like actual tax receipts, you just want like emotional receipts. You're like, how are we feeling? What's going on? Give me your invoices. Let's go. I can see you as the guy at the office who's just high-fiving a lot and has like personal handshakes with people. Excuse me, you know I'm the personality hire. That
0:41.2	is who I am. I have
0:43.2	soft skills. You think I can do an Excel
0:45.2	spreadsheet? Absolutely not. But I look
0:47.2	like it. Let me get my glasses on. Oh my god.
0:49.2	Here we go. This is what I learned about, like, even getting glasses watching him.
1:09.0	Yes.
1:09.4	On stage.
1:10.2	You got to wipe the fingerprints off.
1:12.0	Oh, yeah.
1:12.4	And they can steam up.
1:14.8	I learned a lot of glasses etiquette through you.
1:17.8	Yes.
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