This is exactly right.

Can I tell you one time, one time I was hosting a show, the one time.

And the microphone hit my mouth.

And I was like, yeah, because you know when a microphone hits your mouth.

It's like your mouth has hit like a toilet seat.

That thing's got stories, backstory. Yeah. It's like your mouth has hit like a toilet seat. That thing's got stories, backstory.

Hey, everyone. Welcome to adulting.

I'm Michelle Buto.

I'm Jordan Carlos.

What's up?

My co-from-go is here.

My sister's from another I miss.

Yes, right.

And microphones are dirty-ass microphones. I mean, you've ever gone up to the mic and it's just like you can smell what the other person has been drinking, what they have been like eating that they've had a cigarette break? It's just a combo, a tuna platter of all of them. It's the worst. And then it's just like, make me laugh. You know what it is? I don't think people understand that part of stand-up comedy. When you grab the mic, it isn't just the one person's breath. It's the culmination of everyone's breath on this little space that you have to put right next to your mouth. God forbid you've got to act out. You have an act out on your mic? Absolutely. It was so funny. There was Tom McCaffrey. It's a hilarious comedian when we were

coming up. I don't know if he still does comedy. I don't know where. Tom McAfree, where you at? Tom definitely still does comedy. He wrote a book even. Oh my God. Called Born Funny. Whoopsie. Yeah. Good job, Tom. Let's get him on the show. I actually do an impression of Tom McCaffrey.

Can you do it?

Which helps no one.

Y'all, he was like the closest,

like, you know when you see a wipe I actually do an impression of Tom McCaffrey. Can you do it?

Which helps no one. Y'all, he was like the closest, like, you know when you see a white boy rapper, you're like, okay, that is definitely in him. He didn't just look at Chet Hanks to study that. Like, that is who he is. You know what I mean? It's giving Malcolm Moore. It's giving ammoneum. It's giving, who sings Ice Ice Baby?

A vanilla ice.

But that's... It's giving ammonium. It's giving... Who sings Ice Ice Baby?

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