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I'm Trevor Noah and this is the Daily Social Distancing Show.

Today is Monday, May 17th, which means it is officially your last chance to pay your taxes on time.

And I know people hate paying their taxes, but don't think of it as the government taking away your money.

Rather, think of it as everything the government buys is yours.

Yeah, that's what I do to make myself feel better.

So then when I walk down the street, I'm like, oh, there's my stop sign.

Hey, there's my orange traffic cone.

And then when the police stop me from taking it home, I can say, hey, stop beating me with my batons.

Anyway, coming up on tonight's show, Space Aliens are getting shy.

Ronnie Chang gets rich off NFTs and everyone switches sides in the mask wars.

So let's do this people.

Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show.

From Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world.

This is the Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah.

Here's a dish.

Alright people, our first story is about Venmo.

You know, the app that lets friends send the same $25 back and forth to each other.

The money transfer app has become one of the most popular ways for people to pay for definitely not weed.

But it's also a kind of social network with all of the privacy risks that go along with that.

And it turns out that no one is safe.

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