Wrong Ways to Celebrate Martin Luther King
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 January 2022
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.5 | BAM! |
| 0:04.0 | Today is Martin Luther King Day. |
| 0:07.0 | A day when America celebrates the legacy |
| 0:09.0 | of one of its greatest civil rights leaders. |
| 0:12.0 | And a day where black people get to cut in line |
| 0:14.0 | at your potelay. |
| 0:16.0 | At least that's my excuse. |
| 0:17.0 | But what is Martin Luther King Day? |
| 0:20.0 | And how should people celebrate it? |
| 0:21.0 | Well, for more on this, we turn to a man |
| 0:23.0 | who has had many dreams that no one wants to hear about. |
| 0:25.0 | Where would you need everybody? |
| 0:27.0 | Welcome, boy. Welcome. Good to have you. |
| 0:31.0 | Good to see you. Good to see you, Mandela. |
| 0:34.0 | Look. |
| 0:35.0 | MLK Day is a special day for America. |
| 0:38.0 | And it's a special day for me as someone |
| 0:41.0 | who has been mistaken for Martin Luther King |
| 0:43.0 | Jr. many times. |
| 0:45.0 | But as we get further and further away from his life, |
| 0:54.0 | it's easy to forget what he was really about. |
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