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I was listening to a podcast, I don't listen to a lot of podcasts but I was like you know what I'm home I haven't taken in any like real information other than like the news I get on Instagram I feel like a trash mind and so I downloaded something. I'm not gonna say the entity but it's smart people okay business minded podcasting thing and they were like welcoming their guest and they were like so wait is that a

is that a knife in your head and it was like the guy had there was like some sort of decorative knife on the wall and because of perspective it looked like it was in his head and it's like look it's a fucking podcast we can't see this guy we know there's not a knife in his head this isn't funny get to the three fucking facts I needed to still from this word salad just kind of solidified like even with intellectuals like you have to listen to like this isn't

amusing I know you guys can't see it but Emily is hilarious right now like cool I'll just go listen to morning radio drive time it just bothers me when people yeah we both are in people talk about like there's no way know what this is yeah this is an audio medium and I'm sick of everything I have to be all across every platform no I want to listen to something that I only need to listen to I don't want to have to look I'm just sick of this thing is like got to make content it's like why so someone can like take a dump half awake and like barely listen

like pump it out that is how you consume all your yeah you're lying if you don't say that you like scroll mindlessly on the toilet

so I don't want to be that person and I also don't want to be like oh my daughter did the cutest thing this is the opposite of the cutest thing

and I didn't share it on social media because I didn't want to get the affirming DMs because people always want to be like oh my gosh me too and they want to connect but it's like

so nice people will write like four pages of info back and I'm like that's a crazy thing to do it's one thing to be like totally my my daughter buttons

also diarrhea but Sierra had hiccups this morning and I was doing my pelvic floor restoration breathing and minor league abdominal exercise that I'm clear to do

and so I was like okay I'll breathe with you because I'm doing deep breathing I'm like I'm gonna hold your hand we're gonna connect I'm gonna breathe because hiccups are just agitated diaphragm and we're breathing she's hiccuping I feel so bad and I go to adjust her blanket and she was just sitting in like a bowl of her own diarrhea

like super content it leaked through it was in like a like a one of those jiggly bassinet things where they set up right it leaked through the newborn padding through the seat it got onto the base

and I was just like oh no you're a little mini Vietnam no and she's just hiccuping away trying to turn it on the world just firing on one cylinder out of that tiny perfect but hole so small

small so much comes out the doctor she went to the doctor today perfect perfect check up and he was like this is all normal normal for the

labia to be puffy I'm like it is not puffy it is a perfect apricot do not say labia do not look at it wait does she she has like a lot

maybe I'm or something right she is then I was like oh my god I'm that parent like she is measuring above average it's not

height when you're a baby it's length no one's standing right and she's like in the fetal position yeah she's all you

want to know is your kid is healthy and that their eyes are going to stay blue that's all any parent wants to

hear they're not going to though right stay blue of course they're going to stay blue all babies have blue eyes I

mean genetically she is huh no it's got blue eyes I got blue eyes my dad's got blue eyes his dad's got

blue eyes my mom's got green eyes the only outlier is Nancy his mother with her dark eyes no it should be fine

okay if not blue I'm going to speak to a manager folks we're here to answer your questions and I will

tell you that since becoming a mother since I'm the only woman to ever give birth or have this

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