So a wrestling match that sucks, but I love anyway. I mean, there's a lot I could choose from.

Some of them just suck, like they had gone a poll. But in that same time frame, Vince Russo decided he'd done too many poll matches. So rather than not do a poll match, he was like, well, what's like a pole, a forklift? So one day, Canyon decided, how am I going to get to the WCW title? How am I going to be successful?

How am I going to get a few more zeros on that paycheck that I get month to month? I'm going to feud with Buff Bagwell, and I'm going to kidnap his mother. And no one's going to ring the police. No one's going to ring the authorities. Because I bet that Buff Bagwell will decide, well, why don't we take my mother, Judith Bagwell and put her on a forklift. And the winner is whoever can save her from the forklift, which brings up so many questions, because Buff did win, what would happen if Canyon won? Does he get ownership of the mother? Because that's definitely not allowed. It's definitely illegal. I would definitely go on the crime counter. Actually, Canyon was a talent man. He was ahead of the game.

Buff Bagwell was never for me, but obviously he did find a place in WCW. I wouldn't say the match is terrible. It's just kind of there. But the stipulation is so ridiculous and it's so dumb. And it will scare away people that don't watch wrestling quicker than anything else you can show them mostly. It cracks me up. I have tears in my eyes. That new Blood Rising 2000 paperview, I think, is the worst pay-perview all time.

But now that WCW is dead, which is very sad, but it's like almost three decades gone, to the point some new fans don't know World Championship Wrestling is, you can watch it and just laugh. How is this happening? As we get no DQ matches, editing in DQs. But it's terrible, it's awful. It's probably the worst stipulation of all time. But it has brought me a lot of joy over the last, well, 25 years. It was the year 2000. So I can't get mad at too much, especially because, yes, when you go watch the Mike Orson, who the hell was it, Billy Kidman, Viagrant a poll match, that's just awful, embarrassing, and makes you want to hide away. So I'm going to love to judy bagwell on a poll the probably the reverse battle royal in tna as well but i don't like say too many bad

words about the reverse battle royal because i still think there's a way to do it dna just didn't book

it very well so i hope somebody i know some people have done it again but i hope someone actually

makes that into into a serious in serious concept but there'll be some people watching this that have no idea that a mother was suspended up in the end of a forklift. So I just think we always have to keep the memory alive, right? That's a constant saying that if we don't talk about these things, we'll forget. I don't think we should ever forget this for two reasons. One, because it's hilarious. And two, even though I'm praising it right now, it can never happen again. It can never happen again. It makes it embarrassing to be a wrestling fan, man. Trust me, we've got enough of it. What wrestling match sucks, but you'll love it anyway. The only match in this video where the four participants have a combined age of 206 years old. It's the Undertaker in Kane versus DX Baby.

Yes.

From Saudi Arabia, 2018.

Yeah.

Yeah. Absolute horror show of a match from start to finish.

And this is probably a match that there's two camps, I think.

Well, no, there's probably three.

There's probably someone who earnestly thinks this is good, in which case, what are we doing here? But the main parties with regards

to this match are people who earnestly love The Undertaker Kane, Sean Michaels and Triple

H, and watch this, and were really disappointed that the childhood heroes had let them down

with this sloppy old man fart fest

that had sullied their legacies and Sean Michaels came out of retirement for this and I use the

you know just apart from the losing his smile thing he was the one guy who never really came back

and now he's done this and he's ruined it all for the money how ah I'm so annoyed and then there's the rest of us

and we just watch this and piss ourselves laughing.

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