Wrapping Paper

Shmanners

Travis McElroy

History Of Etiquette, Teresa Mcelroy, Etiquette, Comedy, Schmanners, Society & Culture, Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy

4.7 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2023

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Hello internet! This week's episode is all about the history and etiquette of wrapping your gifts with WRAPPING PAPER! Enjoy and be sure to share with a friend!

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0:00.0	The Oh, Hello internet. I'm your husband host Travis McElroy. And I'm your wife
0:30.0	host Teresa McElroy. And you're listening to Schmannner's It's extraordinary etiquette for ordinary occasions. My Please. I am a little holiday stressed.
0:45.0	Oh?
0:46.0	Yeah, we need to sit down and order our presence.
0:51.0	It'll happen.
0:52.0	It has... It has... order our presents. It'll happen. It hasn't yet. Christmas magic comes and
0:57.2	Christmas magic comes. Maybe everybody gets $20. We'll see. I mean I could just go down to the thrift store and buy people some
1:06.4	crap. Well I don't I'd rather have $20 some crab. All right.
1:12.0	$20 it00 on some crab. All right.
1:13.0	$20 it is.
1:14.0	A hundred tiny baskets of $20 bills.
1:17.0	How many people do you think we know?
1:18.7	I'm not giving a hundred people presents.
1:22.1	Like 20 manx. In fact I'm going to cut it off. Anybody you if you
1:27.3	once you get past a certain age no presents for me anyway. Okay. I don't want to cut
1:30.8	the kids off but does dad really need so anymore?
1:33.7	No he I mean the answer is so much stuff.
1:37.3	We don't need any stuff either.
1:38.3	Actually I think a good Christmas president for Carol would be if we took
1:42.0	stuff away from dad. That probably would be if we took stuff away from Dad.
1:43.2	That probably would be great.
1:44.4	Yeah.
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