Santa Claus, Part 1
Shmanners
Travis McElroy
4.7 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2023
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Oh, Hello internet. I'm your husband host Travis McElroy. And I'm your wife |
| 0:30.3 | host Teresa McElroy. And you're watching, n watching no you're listening to Schmanners it's extraordinary etiquette for |
| 0:37.0 | ordinary occasions hello my dove hello dear this is like my fourth thing of the day I know |
| 0:41.8 | you're busy man. |
| 0:43.0 | 1145 and then. |
| 0:45.0 | Little burned out. Hey that's okay because this one is a really, really fun one. |
| 0:51.0 | Oh? Yes. Not like our normal slogs. No, it is. We haven't done a biography in a while and so |
| 1:00.9 | And I have let let's call it an origin story. |
| 1:05.0 | Okay. That's what I want to call it. |
| 1:07.0 | What Superman? |
| 1:08.0 | No. |
| 1:09.0 | But the man the myth Mystery, is very close. |
| 1:13.6 | It is Santa Claus. |
| 1:15.8 | Now, listen, if there's any children here, |
| 1:18.4 | this is a grown-up secrets that we keep reserved for grown-ups. |
| 1:23.3 | You will learn about them in time. |
| 1:25.0 | But for right now, if you're a child listening to this, |
| 1:28.4 | this is just for grown-ups. |
| 1:30.0 | This is too much power and information for you. |
| 1:32.0 | Do you hear me? |
| 1:33.3 | So you need to leave the room or get out of the car |
| 1:35.2 | and walk the rest of the way to school. |
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