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🗓️ 12 June 2025
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Would you surgically change the color of your eyes? Bert knows he’s not up for that because he’s having trouble even putting contacts in! Do you have any advice for him?
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0:00.0 | The Birch Show. |
0:02.0 | What's the point in having a morning show if you can't do self-serving stuff? |
0:06.0 | So here I go. |
0:07.0 | Later on today on Instagram, if you're on Instagram, and my name there is Birchow Burke. |
0:12.0 | I'm going to need some help. |
0:14.0 | I am posting a video. |
0:16.0 | Over the course of the last four days, I have been trying to put contact lens in, in my eyes. |
0:25.2 | I can't do it. |
0:26.4 | Still? |
0:27.0 | I can't do it. |
0:28.2 | Kristen, I feel like I have gone every single angle on this whole thing. |
0:32.5 | I am getting so frustrated. |
0:34.6 | I am saying unspeakable words, unspeakable words in frustration when it's going on. |
0:39.5 | So if you're on Instagram and after I post this today, there's got to be some kind of trick to it. |
0:44.6 | I don't know how long it's supposed to take, but I am missing my eyeball. I'm hitting myself in the |
0:49.8 | eyelid. I'm hitting myself in the eyelashes. The right one I sort of got coming in and |
0:55.8 | coming out, but that left one, man, it is a real B. And I don't know what the technique is. |
1:02.2 | I've gone on to YouTube to watch people. You know, and on YouTube it's 45 seconds. This is the |
1:06.7 | thing of the world. And then you do the do and then you do the do and oh have great sight |
1:10.9 | not the case for me at all man I'm not sure how long this whole process is supposed to |
1:16.1 | take and training yourself on how to put in and take out contact lenses I get that |
1:20.0 | putting in contacts for the first time can be really intimidating like I watched my mom |
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