The Fert Show.

All right now, Abby, if you were to hold a singles shower, what would you put on your registry?

What got you thinking about this?

So I have my cousin's bridal shower last weekend, weekend, and I was in Tampa Tampa and I'm one of the made of

honors so I was kind of in charge of not hosting the whole thing but I was I was a

part of planning it and I had to get the cakes and I had to make sure that you people knew where to find the registry and I had to make sure that you know people knew where to find the registry and I

also had to do this thing where when the bride's opening the gifts you grab the

ribbons that are on the the presents and I guess you have to make some kind of ribbon bouquet for her to walk

down the fake aisle with when she's doing the rehearsal. So I took that job very seriously.

I sat right by her I was like give me that ribbon and I was making the bows the whole time but I as

happy as I am for my cousin I want to make sure that I put the disclaimer out

here that like I'm so happy for anybody who's getting married and having a

bridal shower

and getting showered with gifts

because this really is like a moment

where you and your future partner

or future husband, future wife, should be celebrated.

I stand by that 100%. However, I was incensed 50% of the time like it was

50% joy, 50% kind of fury so I'm I'm a long time single person I have never been in a

long-term serious relationship thought I would be by this point but here we are and

I was watching all of these gifts just be

thrown at her and I'm like this is some BS she about to split her bills

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