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All right, now Abby, if you were to hold a singles shower, what would you put on your registry?

What got you thinking about this?

So I have my cousin's bridal shower last week and weekend and I was in Tampa and I'm one of the

maid of honors so I was kind of in charge of not hosting the whole thing but I was I was

a part of planning it and I had to get the cakes and I had to make sure that you

know people knew where to find the registry and I also had to do this thing where

when the bride's opening the gifts you grab the ribbons that are on the

the presents and I guess you have to make some kind of ribbon bouquet

for her to walk down the fake aisle with when she's doing the rehearsal.

So I took that job very seriously.

I sat right by her, I was like give me that ribbon and I was making the bows the whole time but

as happy as I am for my cousin I want to make sure that I put the disclaimer out here that like I'm so

happy for anybody who's getting married and having a bridal shower and getting

showered with gifts because this really is like a moment where you and your

future partner or future husband, future wife should be celebrated. I stand by

that 100%. However, I was incensed 50% of the time

like it was 50% joy, 50 kind of fury so I'm I'm a long time

single person I have never been in a long-term serious relationship thought I

would be by this point but here we are and I was watching all of these gifts

just be thrown at her and I'm like this is some BS she about to split her bills with somebody else she found the love of her life I'm out

here doing the day.

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