The Bird Show.

How's everybody's day?

What's going on?

How was everybody yesterday?

I'm too good.

I'm feeling better.

I had that weird stomach bug for the last couple of days, but I woke up this morning.

I was like, oh my God, I don't feel like I want to throw up.

This is so great.

I feel like a pregnant woman who's just like left like the first trimester or something. I'm like, for the first time, I'm not walking around with unhinged nausea.

So I've heard women say this before, so I'm asking you and Kristen, this question, right?

This hypothetical question. And it's a joke, right, where women say that I haven't been feeling

good, I haven't been able to eat, or I've been in the bathroom, but at least I lost some weight

and I can see some abs, right? It's the joke.

So let me ask you this question.

With that, if you gave a woman the option to be sick once a week with some kind of like stomach

flu or something for her to see her abs and look aesthetically

better in the mirror to herself would they take that offer up i mean speaking for myself

absolutely not that sounds miserable what once a week i'm thinking about it. Oh, no.

How sick am I?

You're just, it's 24 hours.

You know, there are only a couple of ways that it can come out or whatever.

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