Would You Sign Up For A Blind “SMELL” Date? Producer Keity’s About To!
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🗓️ 2 December 2022
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 1:22.2 | Plus, I tell you what the real combination is. When she comes home from the gym and |
| 1:26.6 | stanks with a brand new fresh like spray tan. Oh my God. It's so bad. Slash good. I can |
| 1:35.4 | smell it from like 15 feet away and it's awesome. Awesome. You dig it. Oh my God. It's so |
| 1:42.4 | nasty. Kristen, do you like Bard's bio? No. I cannot stand his bio. I will tell him you |
| 1:49.0 | have to take a shower before you come to bed. I do natural deodorant. He doesn't wear any |
| 1:54.1 | deodorant. Nine times out of 10, my man, you don't smell anything. But if he's been doing |
| 2:00.3 | something in the yard or has exerted any amount of physical energy, his pits will get a stench. |
| 2:08.6 | I try to nuzzle up until I can get in the little crook and I'm like, I'm like, you need |
| 2:16.2 | to go somewhere. So I'm not a fan. I am not a fan of the stedge. Moe, have you ever |
| 2:21.6 | liked a significant others bio? No, I'm like, if you just got back from the gym or anything |
| 2:27.2 | like that, you sweating. Stay far away from me until you find a shower completely not. |
| 2:31.9 | She almost smells produce like produce. What produce smells? You're buying the wrong |
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