The Bert Show.

I was listening to Jade and Mo on a cue a couple of days ago.

And the question that you asked was more challenging than I thought it was going to be to answer.

Exactly that for me too.

I thought it was silly.

Like when I first read it, I'm like, oh, this is a really stupid question.

Until I actually, no, this is a good one too.

That's my jam.

When I tried to answer it, I was like, okay, this is not stupid at all.

This is actually really difficult.

So the question is, if you had to choose, would you rather marry and be with for the rest of your life,

the person you lost your virginity to, or stay in the first job you ever had for the rest of your life?

I feel like this is easy.

Yeah, really?

Yeah, I mean, those are my only two options.

Then I'm going to marry the person I lost my virginity to.

What was your first job?

I worked at a ballpark and I would get there early.

I would dirty up all the baseballs for the pitchers.

And then I got all the equipment out for the players and I did the book like I would sit there.

Scorebook?

Yeah.

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