Would You Rather: The First Time Edition

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🗓️ 23 July 2021

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Not all vacations are as relaxing as they should be, and Kristin has a list of horror stories to prove it. So it's time to play another round of "would you rather" the first time edition. Remember the first time you did the do? Was it a bad experience or not? No matter the answer, we bet it won't top these stories. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the virtue.
0:02.4	I read a stat years ago that said only 18% of women are happy with the way they were
0:13.4	physical with the dude for the first time.
0:15.6	The first time's awkward, regardless, it just is.
0:18.4	Right.
0:19.4	Because nobody really knows what they're doing.
0:20.4	Uh-uh.
0:21.4	I mean, yeah, it's as a dude back in the day, which is like, I got to get this over with
0:25.0	you.
0:26.0	I ripped the band.
0:27.0	I'm trying to embarrass myself, man.
0:28.8	I'm just better than other stuff.
0:30.9	I have a special would you rather for you guys today?
0:34.5	And in honor of our listener, who is a virgin who reached out to us with her dilemma, I
0:40.0	found different first time scenarios.
0:43.2	This was the woman that was going out with the dude and wasn't sure if she should tell
0:46.9	him.
0:47.9	Exactly.
0:48.9	So I found these pretty embarrassing scenarios of what it was like for the first time and
0:55.0	you have to choose which one you would endure.
0:56.8	Okay.
0:57.8	Let me ask you guys this question before we do that.
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