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Would You Rather Die Sooner Or Smell Bad Every Day? We've Got Some Opinions!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Society & Culture, News, Comedy, Entertainment News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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There's no easy way to say this: Bert stinks. Don't believe us? Ask Kristin! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Get it the virtual

0:04.0

It's the

0:07.0

I got to be honest with you you

0:10.0

Not first time I am you honest with you my fiance

0:13.8

You have been the only two women do ever do that in my life that is it yeah, right?

0:20.4

Now do you agree with me? Yeah, I'm direly

0:22.8

You snickditch a mouth all the time

0:28.8

I mean it's in a mouth

0:30.8

I think I think the combination of regular sweat with this non-chemical stuff actually makes my sweat worse

0:38.8

Yeah, that's that's that's so low you'll agree with him now 88 things seem so bad I didn't even got out a five

0:44.4

I

0:46.4

Are teary and I just wanted I just want to state the obvious you volunteer

0:55.4

This

1:05.4

I feel like that it was very intimate

1:07.4

I feel like that's a that's a base that's not described very often I think I need a text Tiffany

1:13.1

Apologize you do I wouldn't have done it

1:16.4

In smiddellity

1:19.4

In smiddellity so you just

1:24.4

No, I apologize to my husband

1:26.4

That's right. Oh man. Okay. Can we do entertainment bus now? So what we're doing?

1:30.8

Yes, if you if you still have some oxygen

1:33.3

I'm starting to get like my I told my my way about me have we played the intro? Yeah, we did

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