Would You Rather: Back To School Horror Stories
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 9 August 2021
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. |
| 0:01.0 | All right, look, a lot of kids are going back to school right now and you're a little bit |
| 0:05.8 | freaked out of that first day back. |
| 0:07.7 | All right, maybe if we tell you worst case scenarios, worst case, you go, that's not going |
| 0:12.8 | to happen to me. |
| 0:13.8 | And there will be some comfort in that, Kristen. |
| 0:16.3 | So remember, you guys need to take yourself back to elementary school, middle school, high |
| 0:19.8 | school. |
| 0:20.8 | Because some of us would be able to handle some of this stuff now, like the stories I'm |
| 0:23.7 | going to tell you. |
| 0:24.7 | But if you place yourself back into that mentality, this sounds like this is like the worst |
| 0:29.5 | things ever, like possibly happen to you at that age and in that moment. |
| 0:32.9 | I was so undersized going into high school. |
| 0:35.4 | I swear to you guys, I think I was 76 pounds my freshman year, 76 little. |
| 0:40.2 | So I was so nervous about all the big seniors that were going to do something to me. |
| 0:46.8 | And I was 100% right because they did. |
| 0:48.5 | They lost me in a P locker the first day, a little league frat, first day of baseball practice. |
| 0:55.5 | I couldn't get out. |
| 0:56.5 | I couldn't get out. |
| 0:57.5 | I love me. |
| 0:58.5 | And my coach comes back in their underwear. |
| 1:00.5 | I'm in here. |
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