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The Bert Show

Would You Rather: Back To School Horror Stories

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2021

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

The first day of school isn't always as grand as it should be, and Kristin has a list of horror stories to prove it. So it’s time to play another round of “would you rather” the back-to-school edition. Remember when you were in grade school? Was it a bad experience or not? No matter the answer, we bet it won’t top these stories. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue.

0:01.0

All right, look, a lot of kids are going back to school right now and you're a little bit

0:05.8

freaked out of that first day back.

0:07.7

All right, maybe if we tell you worst case scenarios, worst case, you go, that's not going

0:12.8

to happen to me.

0:13.8

And there will be some comfort in that, Kristen.

0:16.3

So remember, you guys need to take yourself back to elementary school, middle school, high

0:19.8

school.

0:20.8

Because some of us would be able to handle some of this stuff now, like the stories I'm

0:23.7

going to tell you.

0:24.7

But if you place yourself back into that mentality, this sounds like this is like the worst

0:29.5

things ever, like possibly happen to you at that age and in that moment.

0:32.9

I was so undersized going into high school.

0:35.4

I swear to you guys, I think I was 76 pounds my freshman year, 76 little.

0:40.2

So I was so nervous about all the big seniors that were going to do something to me.

0:46.8

And I was 100% right because they did.

0:48.5

They lost me in a P locker the first day, a little league frat, first day of baseball practice.

0:55.5

I couldn't get out.

0:56.5

I couldn't get out.

0:57.5

I love me.

0:58.5

And my coach comes back in their underwear.

1:00.5

I'm in here.

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