Would You Put Makeup On THIS Part Of Your Body?

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🗓️ 16 August 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Have you ever heard of LEG makeup? Would you try it on yourself? Kristin highly recommends!

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0:00.0	Families need looking at...
0:02.0	See my headphones?
0:03.0	Kitchen table!
0:04.0	What was they saying?
0:05.0	Mam, I can't find Mr. Ted.
0:07.0	Under your bed.
0:08.0	Anyway.
0:09.0	Made you some tea love.
0:10.0	Oh, you're a gem.
0:12.0	As I was saying, families need looking after. That's why I'm one of the millions of people covered by Aviva life insurance.
0:19.0	Mm! Helping you put the pieces together to protect you all of ones. It takes a Viva.
0:25.0	Search a Viva life insurance. Terms and conditions apply.
0:28.0	Get it. The Bird Show. You, you women, you're fascinating creatures. You're
0:37.9	fascinating creatures. We like to look good feel good. Look good feel good. Do good. So we're in studio and I noticed when I
0:44.8	walked in here this morning that Abby looks especially ten this morning so I
0:49.5	asked her while we were in break. Are you going somewhere this weekend? And she said no and I said
0:56.2	are you going somewhere next week and she said no what? And I said well I noticed you got a beautiful
1:01.9	spray tan and she said I'm going
1:04.3	out to dinner with Kristen tonight and then I'm going to go to a bar and hopefully entrap
1:08.5	a man into talking to me for five to ten minutes. Especially your rubber spray tan all over
1:12.0	them. If you were only going out to
1:16.7	dinner with Kristen tonight, is that a spray tan event or is it more
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