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Would You Fly On An “Adult Only” Flight For Extra?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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One airline is considering implementing “Adult Only Zones” on flights for an extra 50 bucks! Would you purchase a ticket? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

The virtue you've ever been on a flight before where you got a kid behind you that's playing

0:04.3

peekaboo.

0:05.3

That's really fun for about 10 seconds and then after about 10 minutes, you're like,

0:08.3

leave me alone.

0:09.3

It's not even fun for the 10 seconds for me.

0:12.6

No, you're gonna like that.

0:13.8

I give him about two seconds and then you got some kids that are just out of hand.

0:17.2

Then you got some kids that are yelling and look and I've got kids and I know what I'm

0:22.0

flying also that I know it's uncomfortable for you guys flying without kids.

0:27.1

I'm uncomfortable by it.

0:29.0

It's terrifying.

0:30.0

The first time I flew with Jimmy, I was like, I was in a sheer like anxiety attack the

0:35.9

entire time because I just, I didn't want to infringe on anybody else's peace of mind.

0:41.6

And I was like, please behave, please behave.

0:43.8

And thank God, knock, I mean, I'm just fortunate and he did great.

0:47.7

You could feel like the hairy eyeball look from those in the gate area that are like,

0:52.6

oh God, that kid I hope I'm not sitting but they seem like nice people but I do not want

0:56.0

to sit next to a kid.

0:57.2

So when if they're under two, they can still sit in your lap, okay, you can have infant

1:01.5

in arms is what the ticket says, right?

1:03.8

So I spurge and do comfort plus because it's going to be two of us sitting in a seat

1:07.9

and plus I'm not having to buy two, whatever.

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