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Would You Do This To Be On The Cover Of A Magazine?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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We haven't heard from Kristin lately on her strength training journey! How's it really going?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. Before we get into Kristen and her buffness, I didn't tell you guys this. Look at you.

0:06.6

Drinking that muscle belt! All the creatine.

0:12.4

I had the most bizarre dream the other day and I have to tell you guys this before kids get up.

0:16.9

I have this dream that my fiance agreed to a fundraiser with North Point Church in which they were raising money for the church.

0:27.4

But she was supposed to have public intimacy with her ex-husband in front of the congregation.

0:35.0

WT.S.

0:35.9

Did Andy Stanley give a reason for such activities? It was just a, it was a fundraiser. And Brandon had signed her up. And she's like, well, it's for the church. The guy who plays in the church band. Yeah, the guy that plays in the church band. And of course he signed her up. He's like, we're doing this for the Lord. Who's newly engaged himself? That's right. Who's engaged as well. And I don't remember fighting it too much until we got into the church. Like, I don't remember driving to the church, but then I remember being there. And all of a sudden, it just made no sense to me. Like, what are you doing? Like, you're about to have sex with your ex-husband in front of

1:11.6

the church and you want me to be here to see it what do you do it what kind of fundraiser is this

1:17.3

all right i just have one question for you what substances did you take prior to going to then

1:23.4

none none zero wild wild literally you need to take the spirit of the Holy Ghost if you're having those kind of dreams.

1:30.3

Maybe I have to take some so I don't have those dreams.

1:32.6

So I looked it up real quick before we came on the air and what it could mean.

1:35.3

The meaning of that dream.

1:37.4

The crowds may represent your perceived audience or the larger world highlighting feelings of inadequacy being undervalued or a lack of

1:47.1

communication in your relationship.

1:50.6

Oh, do you feel that?

1:52.7

Which part?

1:53.6

There's a lot of things to process there.

1:55.4

That's sad if you feel like there's a lack of communication?

1:58.6

That is the least accurate thing in that sentence.

2:02.9

You guys just got engaged.

2:04.2

It seemed like you're pretty good.

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