Would You #DitchOrDate A Dude Who Gets High All Day Every Day?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2023
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. |
| 0:01.0 | Okay, if you're a functioning stoner, I'd like to talk to you right now. |
| 0:03.8 | I really said that. |
| 0:05.2 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:06.2 | You probably listen to the radio going, if you're stoned, you're like, did he really just |
| 0:09.0 | say that? |
| 0:10.0 | I've gotta say it a few times, boy. |
| 0:11.8 | Yeah, I'm looking for a functioning stoner. |
| 0:14.3 | What? |
| 0:15.3 | Oh, we get paid for this. |
| 0:18.9 | This is fun. |
| 0:19.9 | One eight five five virtue. |
| 0:21.6 | So let me read from a text exchange I had with a friend out in Boston yesterday. |
| 0:29.9 | And before I do that, let me ask you guys this question. |
| 0:32.0 | Let's say you're either married or dating somebody that is a total functioning stoner. |
| 0:40.4 | They get up in the morning, pretty much. |
| 0:43.7 | Waking bake. |
| 0:44.7 | Waking bake. |
| 0:45.7 | Waking bake. |
| 0:46.7 | And then stay sort of high all day long, all day long, into night and then go to sleep |
| 0:53.7 | and they're still stoned, okay? |
| 0:55.8 | That phone lines just lit up. |
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