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The Bert Show

Would You Date 'Em...Or Ditch 'Em? (From The Vault)

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

Kids love to discover new things with their mouths.

0:05.0

But some things aren't safe.

0:08.0

So most Erastel lithium coin batteries are coated with a repulsive taste to make children spit them out.

0:15.0

Duracelle lithium coin batteries, the Bert show.

0:25.0

Tori knows that this new dude that she's seeing has himself a side gig, but she's not

0:30.4

sure if it's ethical or not and not sure if she should continue to

0:34.5

ditch this guy or date him.

0:36.2

Yeah, so this is a friend of mine and she needs some like major tough love right

0:40.4

now because she is simply refusing to listen to me. She's been dating

0:44.0

this guy for a few weeks and he told her something that I think is just a giant red

0:47.4

flag. He admitted that sometimes he earns extra money by panhandling on the street.

0:53.4

And like, he is not poor, he's not homeless or anything like that.

0:57.4

Like this man has a job, so he thinks this is like an easy way to get extra cash.

1:02.0

And then when he does this this he says that he's

1:04.9

collecting money to help children yeah it's not entirely lying because like he's

1:12.0

using the money for child support payments but like I don't know to me that feels very

1:16.6

scary and my friend she's not very lucky when it comes to dating and like she's like kind of letting this slide and she's

1:24.5

justifying it saying like at least he's trying to support his kids but I don't know I

1:29.8

don't think this is something that she should let fly.

1:33.0

Like this is a pretty big red flag.

1:35.4

And like, yeah, good, he's supporting his child.

1:38.3

But like, I feel like he should be doing that

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