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The Bert Show

Would You Date A Flat Earther?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

This week, Kristin’s #BadTake is an affront to SCIENCE! How do you feel about sunscreen? + Do you subscribe to the idea that the earth is...round?


+ Beauty standards for #GenZ guys are finally catching up...to WOMEN?! We'll explain!



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0:00.0

The Bert show.

0:01.2

All right, Kristen, it's time for bad take of the week.

0:04.1

Tommy.

0:05.1

You never have to look too far for stupid opinions on the internet,

0:09.2

but Kristen brings you the worst of the worst. It's Kristen's bad take of the week.

0:15.0

All right, so the first one, unfortunately, I can't give credit where it's properly

0:20.5

due because this was a stitch on Instagram, okay? So, Tober Williams properly do you

0:25.0

Instagram okay so tober Williams official who is a comedian

0:26.7

Tommy also in his bio he has mountain deus simile yay

0:29.8

how do you become one of those? I'm a whole sad game.

0:34.0

Dream job.

0:35.0

But he stitched himself with a woman who is,

0:40.0

doesn't believe that the Earth is a globe.

0:43.5

She is a flat earther and she has a flat earther request in order to prove

0:48.5

that we are on a sphere.

0:50.5

When NASA can show me an image of the sun, the moon, the earth, and stars all in one photo,

0:58.0

all be on board.

1:00.0

And on top of that, when NASA can provide me a perfectly clear image of a cruise ship on the other

1:09.5

side of the Earth that is upside down. I will fully 100% wholeheartedly believe that we live on a globe. But until that day comes, when that information can be provided by NASA who has all of these wonderful technology things of, you know, in

1:26.7

space, you're never going to get me to flip what it is that I believe.

1:35.0

So there he is.

1:36.8

They've been talking on Tinder for a long time.

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