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The Bert Show

Would you clone your pet

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:05.0

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0:09.0

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0:15.0

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0:20.0

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0:24.8

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0:27.5

Lingo is a mark of Abbott.

0:32.9

The Bert Show.

0:36.1

So if you have a family member, you know what?

0:38.7

Just a family member.

0:39.7

Let's not even take pets in a consideration just yet.

0:42.2

Family member that passes away.

0:44.3

Would you ever consider cloning them?

0:49.1

God, no.

0:50.1

I don't love anybody that much.

0:53.7

No. No.

0:55.0

No.

0:55.5

That's like pet cemetery.

0:56.9

Yeah, it's too weird.

0:58.6

Too weird.

0:59.1

But speaking of pets, what if it's your pet?

1:01.3

It feels different because you can't have a conversation with them.

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