Listen, it's the Bert show.

I think we should make an unofficial agreement with you guys, our family listening right now.

When we give you guys life hacks that can literally change your life for the better,

I think the deal is you got to tell two people

about the Birche and get them to start listening. Abby gave you one this

morning about mother-in-law's. Mother-in-law's, yes. I have five steps for how you can win your mother-in-law over

because my mom is obsessed with my brother's new girlfriend.

I don't know how she did it, but I had my mom fill me in on the steps and I shared them this morning.

All right so go and listen to the segment you'll go oh my God that is life changing

and then you have to tell two people about the birch shell.

I've got one here that is a total and complete game changer and we're going to talk more about this tomorrow.

But if you are linked up with a dude that you really like a lot, maybe you even love them.

But the dude just doesn't know how to kiss.

And you've tried to train him and he still can't get better

and he needs an example.

Here it is.

You don't even have to watch the entire show.

You just gotta go to episode two of nobody wants this

and watch Adrian Brody. Adam Brody. I'm sorry. wants this

is the second time

I'm sorry Adam Brody

I'm sorry I got his name wrong Adam Brody

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