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Text 84850. Mystery Hour with James O'Brien on LBC.

Oh, how many times do we say that this week, more than any other, we seem to feel the need for the light relief that mystery our provides?

Well, this week, more than any other, we really feel the need for the light relief the mystery our provides.

If you're not familiar with this feature, then I need to make you two promises.

I issue two guarantees traditionally at this point in proceedings. The first is this. By one o'clock today, you will know more than

you do now. As long as you carry on listening, obviously, if you don't carry on listening,

I can't be responsible for the ignorance that will take hold of your consciousness, never

ever to release you from its scaly grip. You will know more by one o'clock than you do now. It might not be knowledge that you're grateful for.

It might not be knowledge that you find in any way useful ever. And it might not be knowledge you can remember by 10 past one.

But you will at least have it briefly by one o'clock today. More knowledge than you have now.

And there's some sort of Christian backlash in this country.

And many of my esteemed and beloved callers apparently provided unwittingly some moments of true hilarity.

You can download that, of course, as you can download all my programs,

all LBC's programming from the LBC website over at LBC.co.uk. Because the point of mystery,

of course, which is also a free podcast, you can get it from iTunes, there's a big backlog as well,

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