Three minutes after 12 and time for Mystery Adi, the only hour of radio that comes to you with two cast iron guarantees.

The first is that if you pay attention, you will know more by one o'clock than you do now,

and the second is that you will have the pleasure of at least one laugh-out moment.

Never ever, ever had any request for refunds on either of those guarantees.

I should stress, though, by way of small print,

terms and conditions, that this is on the radio, this is the bit you're doing a really fast voice,

isn't it, on the adverts. So I'll try and do it in a really fast voice. The knowledge you received

by 1 o'clock today may not actually improve the quality of your life in any way. It may not be

knowledge for which you find yourself grateful or indeed knowledge that you can recall at any point subsequent to 1 o'clock today. The management accepts responsibility only for the pledge that you will know more by 1 o'clock today than you do now.

Copyright's conditions apply.

Oh, wow, even with the jingle coming up at the end there.

It's astonishing.

And the way it works is this.

You ring in with a question.

Someone else rings in with the answer.

It's a little bit more complicated than that. Don't ring in with boring questions about cars.

Try to avoid questions that we've dealt with in the past. I appreciate that's a little difficult

if you're new to the program, but there is a wonderful archive over at lbc.co.com.

And you can check what questions have been asked in the puzzle. It's quite funny. It's quite a

diverting feature on the website regardless of whether or not you're checking to see if your question

has been asked before because some of the answers are up there. Some of them are funny. Some of

them are stupid, ridiculous. It's all good. It's all good. Okay? That's the point. And the way

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