Worst Things Thirst (with Bim Adewunmi and Nichole Perkins)
Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai
Pineapple Street Studios and Audacy
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2018
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Woodchuck jerky, burrito rats, and diving deep into the worst things about hot people. That's right, we're getting THIRSTY on today's show. Thirst Aid Kit co-hosts Nichole Perkins and Bim Adewunmi join Matt in the stude for an interview and game of Which Is Thirst.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to unhappy hour the show where we bitch about all the things we love to hate every single week. I'm your host Matt Bellasai |
| 0:11.4 | I'm here in the studio as always with my producer Barry think oh hi Barry. Hey Matt. Hey Matt |
| 0:17.9 | Do you need a drink? You look a little bit thirsty. Oh, I'm thirsty. All right. First you for that day |
| 0:24.3 | Oh, democracy in honor of our guest complainers we're getting extra thirsty on the podcast today |
| 0:31.8 | We're starting things up with worse things first the segment where I tell you the type of news that proves to us over and over again |
| 0:38.3 | That we should cease all procreating. Let's be real then we're gonna many deep dive into |
| 0:45.0 | Thirst traps from the worst things about the people who set them to what happens when you're caught in one like a |
| 0:52.0 | rabies infected jackrabbit and the goddamn bear claw of an Instagram pic and |
| 0:57.9 | Finally we roll out the unhappy hour red carpet for Nicole Perkins and them at a wound me co-host of the hottest pot in your feed |
| 1:05.4 | Thirst-aid kit they're here to vent to game and to try and quench our thirst |
| 1:12.3 | So let's do it. Let's get started. Let's pour one out for our collective boners and start the show |
| 1:22.0 | All right, worse things first. Let's get through my thick roll of decks of insane news for the week first |
| 1:35.5 | A man in Monmouth Maine say that five times fast |
| 1:41.2 | Monmouth Maine Monmouth Maine Monmouth Maine |
| 1:44.8 | A man in Monmouth Maine tried to smoke out a pesky wood chuck and |
| 1:50.6 | Accidentally started a brush fire that burned nearly two acres of grass and bush at an apple orchard |
| 1:58.1 | No, I just love stories of rodents accidentally causing destruction |
| 2:03.5 | Maybe on their sides |
| 2:05.5 | It's inspiring to me like |
| 2:08.2 | All I want in life is for a man to set two acres of grass and brush on fire for me |
| 2:14.2 | Right if a wood chuck can do it so can I how much wood could my wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood |
| 2:25.4 | That's what Kenny said |
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