Unhappily Ever After

Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

Pineapple Street Studios and Audacy

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2018

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Once upon a time, there was a princess named Matt Bellassai. She saw Frozen on Broadway and decided to shade all the other official Disney Princesses in a special elongated deep dive. But of course, this happens after worst things first.

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0:00.0	My childhood in a nutshell, well it all started in Northampton in the 80s.
0:06.4	I didn't even know I was in the closet but I did find George Mikel in there.
0:10.9	My dad was the manager of the local football club, but the only thing I was tackling was
0:15.2	a good act of a Christie.
0:16.6	I don't know why I'm telling you about it.
0:18.6	They've only gone and turned it into a series, so do yourself a favour and watch my
0:22.8	awkward years in glorious technicala, changing end screen free on ITVX.
0:28.1	Comedy is back in the building.
0:30.3	Welcome to Unhappy Hour, the show where we bitch about all the things we love to hate
0:34.5	every single week.
0:35.5	I'm your host Matt Bellasai.
0:41.8	I'm in the studio as always with my producer Barry Finkle, hi Barry.
0:46.5	Hey, Ma.
0:47.5	Barry.
0:48.5	Whoa.
0:49.5	Sorry.
0:50.5	Welcome to May, Barry.
0:51.5	A month of blooming flowers, intense seasonal allergies, and the birth month of Henry.
0:58.0	And then we have a little bit of recovery.
1:00.0	George Clooney, Adele, and me.
1:05.0	Oh, whatever.
1:09.1	We're bringing in the new months like we bring in most months by shitting all over it.
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