Worst Tech Issues (Compilation)
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🗓️ 28 February 2026
⏱️ 26 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode, A Distractable, is presented to you by T-Mobile 5G Home Internet. |
| 0:05.2 | The folks over at T-Mobile have some big news for you. |
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| 0:21.7 | apply. Fastest based on Eucla speed test. Intelligence data second half 2025. All rights reserved. |
| 0:28.1 | From camera calamity to synthetic eclipses. It's time for worst tech issues mark is either gone or sitting very still hello he's thinking |
| 0:44.2 | hello hello let's try a simple one mark how many fingers hello oh wait i know how to fix this mark |
| 0:50.9 | how many fingers hello uh i texted you hello you know what bob |
| 0:55.8 | i'm gonna give you good internet point thanks that seems fair hello they tried to take me out |
| 1:01.5 | it didn't work the world government oh sweet fucking jesus no no not again |
| 1:08.5 | hello all right sorry everyone we had to break in the middle of our context there. Mark's tub got us all very wet, so we had to take a moment to dry off. But where we were chatting just a moment ago, which is right where we're picking up for you guys, but a few minutes later for us. Oh, there they are. Red and... What happened? Hello? Why did... Can you hear me? Suddenly my... A light went out and this... My headphones went out. That's not good. Unplug it and plug it back in. Unplug it and plug it back in. For everyone listening, I'm now rendered deaf, but I don't know why, because my computer is still on, internet's still working. |
| 1:46.0 | They can hear me, but I can't hear them. |
| 1:48.0 | Bob's pointing at a mouse. |
| 1:50.0 | Hold on. |
| 1:51.0 | What happened was I think the guys outside working on things blew us very specific fuse. |
| 1:57.0 | That is only like to one plug in this office. Control it. Control it. Look at this one. It's like a gold camo. Why are you showing your controllers? I can't understand you. The back of the controller? This one doesn't have the USB C though, which is disappointing. Back, back. Xbox. USB plug? The plug, plug a USB in. Oh, man, okay, hold on, let me, let me troubleshoot. Lenses. Oh my God, is that a Markiplier ass shot in 2024? Editors, you know you gotta do with that. What? Look at, look at Cave Band, Mark. I gotta go check the fuse box. |
| 2:34.3 | I'll be right back. |
| 2:35.1 | The fuse box. |
| 2:36.0 | So easy, a Markiplier caveman can do it. |
| 2:38.5 | Hey, guys, my computer is dying. |
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