New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. There's a gentle reminder that a, no, not a week from Sunday, this Sunday. Oh man, a week from yesterday, it's Mother's Day. Oh, yeah. Mother's Day. I got to go shopping.

Gotta get a card out. Or your mom thinks you don't like her or you have to get a present of some sort or perhaps maybe you've just accepted the fact. I don't know what your relationship is like with your mom right now. But we would love to hear from you at 80052067 because moms historically have given great advice right that's usually what moms do

sometimes they they give you advice you can turn to them when no one also take your calls they're

there for you they technically have to and legally have to be there for you at least until you're 18

what great advice is your mom given you well my mom's not really giving me good advice i mean i, I'll tell you, like, examples are things like, I'll be like, hey, my kid has a rash. You think I need to take this to the ER or something, and she'll go, ah, you had a lot of rashes growing up. We just let you, we just let you know, let them develop. You're a rashy kid? Very rashy. That's the mom advice. Your example is rashes, let them develop.

Yeah, like i'm saying that yeah that's good stuff yours is still

developing she did tell me one time when she caught me smoking weed that um the one kid that she

knew that smoked a lot of weed in her high school uh ended up uh like living under a bridge for years. And that was her way of telling me, like, drugs are a path to nowhere'sville. My mom's... And I thought it was cool to live under a bridge. So I was like, that sounds awesome. Yeah, I know. Usually moms will tell you something, and you're like, well, I actually sounds like a pretty good life. But my mom's worst advice to me was to... she taught me about the pull-out method. Yeah, she told Alice to stop wearing condom. And that's how I got an STD. Ali did not like having sex with her boyfriend. It turns out Ali was gay this whole time. Yes, that was something I realized later. But the mom said, I won't accept that. So it's probably the condom. So why don't you ditch that? And Allie ended up getting a STD. Right. Allegedly. Turns out, you just admitted it. You mean allegedly. You did it. I was just making it up. Allie's got hurt. So the point is, what is the worst advice you've ever received from your own mother?

Motherly advice, which usually gets the glory, but in this particular moment, we will accept only the calls and texts about the worst advice you got from your mom.

And both of ours involve rashes.

So, yeah, that's true. Both of the advice from our moms involved skin conditions.

I remember when I first got my job, my first paycheck, I spent it on DJ gear. And my mom was just like, what are you doing with your life? Do not ever spend any more money on DJ gear. Really? Oh, yeah. I know. She was very upset about it. DJing was for losers. Yeah, well, she said that this is not going to lead anywhere. You got to dedicate yourself to your studies. That was terrible advice advice because look at Omar now over the years. He's turned his DJ into a lucrative business where he's now DJing some of the biggest events all over town and travels and stuff. She was so angry. Had he listened to his own mother. I mean, he never would have bought turntable. And now look at him.

Look at at DJ Omarcon.com. She told him, don't get the domain, DJ Omarconn.com. No one's never go anywhere. It's a money pit. It's a money pit. Who's buying domains these days? Waste of time. So we will accept your calls now. The phone number is 800, 5201067. and we are only going to take calls right now on the worst advice you ever got from your mother.

It's a good opportunity to remind... numbers 800 520167 and we are only going to take calls right now on the worst advice you ever got from your mother

it's a good opportunity to remind us all that even moms make mistakes sometimes k rock

mother's day is on sunday and we are asking you right now what is the worst advice you ever receive

from your mom it's probably 99% good advice. And then occasionally, like 818, who asked to borrow $100 early in the Bitcoin days from their mom to buy Bitcoin. And she said, you'll thank me later for not giving you this money. Only to realize that that would have now been worth $2.75 million, supposedly. But the mom said, I know best, and trust me when I say this imaginary coin is not going to be worth anything. And he wanted to get in for 100 in the early, early days. But mom said, I'm not giving you that money. A18 said, my mom told me not to buy a Shohei Otani card worth $5,500 two years ago. Thank God I didn't listen to her because I just sold it last week for $35,000. Hold on. I think we have that person on the phone. Hold on one second. Let me find line four. Hey, Paul. Hey, how you doing? So explain this show, hey thing. Your mom had asked, you said you needed to borrow money from your mom

or she just said it was stupid don't do it oh no i borrowed money off her and told her i would give her

seven thousand after it's done with interest went to the ontario card show about a show hale tony

bowman chrome murky for 5500 and the next day is when that guy, his interpreter, got taught for spilling money from

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