It's The Vanessa Ally Show! (FULL SHOW 5/1)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

It's Friday and you know what that means...Klein took the day off! For real he has to go to his Niece's Bat Mitzvah in New York and is probably having a lot less fun than we are, but still, let's give him shit about it! Ally empowered Vanessa by letting her administer her IVF shot today, though she was shaking with anxiety the whole time and definitely watched the wrong YouTube video on how to do it. Listen to find out her weird 'three finger butt crack rule.' Listen to find out if Ally dies! We also got a new complaint from a 'former' listener who had opinions about a recent toilet-baby joke and Klein's recreation of a Disabled placard. Ally is also in trouble with her wife over something she said on yesterday's show that she shouldn't have, which landed her in the 'Malibu Moms' Facebook group. We also learned Johnny wants to stick things inside a chicken during Johnny Doesn't Know and that Ally's wife is completely delusional when she presented a new list of demands during El Cheapo.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.4	When airports smell great.
0:29.2	Da-da-da.
0:30.6	Hey, sweet cheeks.
0:32.2	Fat howl.
0:32.9	Fat-how.
0:34.0	Johnny is now a bassoon.
0:36.2	Like a seal. I'm a gobbler.
0:39.3	It's not about that Monday, Tuesday.
0:41.3	No one cares about Wednesday.
0:43.3	Thursday.
0:45.3	Forget that morning.
0:47.3	No, no, it has to be on the bus.
0:49.3	Are you ready for the rear end?
0:51.3	No bumps.
0:53.3	Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the rear end? I know bumps Are you ready for the weekend
0:55.0	Are you ready for the rear end
0:57.0	Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
0:59.0	Tracks Thursday Friday
1:01.0	Forget about that
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