They never left. They were just lurking, waiting to make you laugh again.

Are we on there? I bet we're not even on it. Not we, me.

Welcome back to the Kidcratic Morning Show.

Our school bus should be arriving in about an hour because the limited edition 2025 Kid Nation ultimate lunchbox is officially back.

And I think we only give away like 10 to 15 of these.

So only 10 or 15 exist in the world.

Very exclusive.

Thanks to our friends at Wonder who are going to put some treats in there for you as well.

And we got some money for you.

$500 for back to school shopping or whatever you need.

Some folks are back to school today. I know. So welcome, so welcome back, kids. Yeah. But again, when you hear the school bus, give us call and you will win. We did get a lot of suitors for Tasha, by the way. Yeah. We got someone calling right now, too. A lot of gentlemen are trying to holler at Tasha, but we also received a lot of bad first dates. A lot of people have gone through the worst first date ever. Anna, you got one from the text? There's one from the text that says, once I had a date where he took me to his house so that he could make dinner for me, and we sat on lawn chairs in his living room. And he cooked, when he said he cooked, I mean, he heated up some ravioli. And then we took a drive to the country so he could tell me Bible stories. No. See, Kelly would have liked that. Law chairs in the living room. If a dude is like trying to make it, trying to get started, see, I need a little context here, but he's trying. And that's the best that brother could do. Listen. But move your lawn chairs? They're indoor, outdoor for a reason. She would have really been into him. She would have thought that was the cutest. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's about the chemistry. My first alone date with Kenzie, like without her friend coming along with us with Taco Bell. and that would have been to a lot of women, the worst first date ever.

Launcher's in the living room and then cooking up Bradley's thing. Let me come over. Let me cook for you. The fact that he had even lawn chairs is lit. I guess it also depends on like the age. Some of us just have carpet. Yeah, sometimes you just throw down a pillow. Yeah, that's it. That's all I got, baby.

I didn't even have a bed.

I had a futon. Yeah. Hi, Heather. Hey, what's up? So, Heather, you had one of the worst dates ever? Yeah, it was horrible. What happened? It's really embarrassing, actually. So, I met this guy on Tinder. first and one time only, I will never ever be on there.

I'm married now, by the way.

But, so this guy, his profile said he was looking for a Christian woman who doesn't drink, who doesn't smoke.

And so, you know, I was into it.

And so, like, he invited me over.

He was going to grill hamburger.

So I pull up to his house, and he's sitting on the front porch smoking a cigarette.

And so he invited me in, and every single countertop in table was covered with empty alcoholic beverages.

Weird.

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