Worst Contact, Part 1

Voyage to the Stars

Earwolf

Science Fiction, Fiction, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2019

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

After leaving the Wormhole, Tucker, Elsa, Stew and the other crew realize the anomaly has vanished without a trace. Now they're stuck in some unknown part of the galaxy with no way home. What's worse, Sorry informs the crew that the ship is dangerously low on fuel and they must seek the aid of the inhabitants of a nearby planet. This marks first contact for humans with an alien race. And so, our adventure begins... Featuring special guest Amir Talai.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey good buddies, I'm Felicia Day and you're listening to
0:03.0	Voyage to the Stars. This is sci-fi comedy told through
0:06.2	improvisation. What does that mean? Well, we have a framework to guide the
0:10.9	story, but all the dialogue is completely improvised.
0:14.5	So sit back and enjoy this unique voyage to the Stars.
0:18.8	Thank you.
0:19.6	Good night. And the Oh, Wish to the stars!
0:47.0	the Stars! Captain's Log for THX 1138.
0:57.0	We are now in the post-Wermhole world.
1:01.0	Deep space.
1:02.0	Once we pass through the wormhole, the anomaly disappeared,
1:06.2	meaning we're not quite sure how we're going to get back. But rest assured with me at the helm,
1:12.4	we're going to make our way home. I've issued a few
1:15.4	orders mainly that everyone changed their socks daily as we don't want any
1:20.0	swamp foot here on the ship.
1:22.0	Captain Tucker I'm sorry I'm so sorry, I was riveted by what you were just saying, but I need to tell you that
1:27.9	we are not in the same galaxy that we were before.
1:31.2	Look out the porthole. Do you see a big dipper little
1:34.7	dipper? I don't think so. We are in a completely different universe and this is
1:38.8	incredible. All right. Well I think what we should also be thinking
1:41.1	about is that you know there's other things that I could
1:44.0	probably be doing and trying to take up...
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