To Space... But Further!

Voyage to the Stars

Earwolf

Science Fiction, Fiction, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2019

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

The year is 2263. Tucker Lentz (Colton Dunn), an inept insurance salesman with dreams of being a space captain finally gets a chance to leave Earth when he boards a tourist shuttle to venture into the galaxy. He is heading to the Space Station ASHA, a facility dedicated to studying a wormhole that mysterious appeared near the moon 25 years ago. However, things quickly go wrong and he finds himself thrust into a great adventure alongside know-it-all lead science officer Elsa Rankfort (Felicia Day), a bumbling janitor (Steve Berg), and an Alien AI (Janet Varney), as well as other members of the ASHA crew. These are the crew logs chronicling their voyage... to the stars!

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0:00.0	Hey, I'm Steve Berg, and you're listening to Voyage to the Stars.
0:03.2	This is a sci-fi comedy told through improvisation.
0:06.4	What does that mean?
0:07.4	Well, we have a framework to guide the story, but all the dialogue is completely improvised.
0:11.9	So sit back and enjoy this unique voyage to the stars. Oh, Oh yes to me. Boyage to the star.
0:49.0	Captain's Log, 8XBE.
0:52.0	This is Captain Tucker Lentymphs coming to you from a shuttle that is bound for space station Asia.
0:58.0	This mission is very important to me as I'm going to discover what happened to the crew of Destiny, the science crew that was sent to investigate a wormhole almost 30 years ago.
1:08.8	The entire crew and the ship disappeared.
1:11.8	This mission holds a special place in my heart as two members of that crew were my parents.
1:16.5	It is what I ironically am destined to do. I don't know if that's irony or just a coincidence but it sounded cool to me.
1:25.0	This is going to be a fairly easy shuttle trip to the space station, but all I know for
1:30.0	sure is that I'm ready for this mission, ready as I'll ever be and confident in myself.
1:36.0	I can do 50 push-ups rather easily.
1:38.6	I eat well.
1:39.6	Excuse me, sir.
1:41.6	Oh, hello? Yes. If I could just ask you to turn off your large electronics
1:45.7	we are getting ready to depart. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. Just to be for the safety of everybody else.
1:51.1	I understand. I walked in here and I was just, fun I know I'm not the capital of the
1:56.3	ship I just I'm gonna ask you to take that hat off sir that looks like it could
1:59.6	harm someone hey you know please do not kick me off this ship.
2:02.8	This costs me a lot of money.
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