Worm With A Mustache: Thursday, May 25th, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Tina Turner Dead at 83 (People) (17:34)
Taylor Swift Announces ‘Midnights’ Deluxe Album with Ice Spice and More Lana Del Rey (Variety) (22:23)
Margot Robbie Reveals ‘Dorky’ Actress That Turned Down ‘Barbie’ Role (Page Six) (32:50)
Kim Kardashian Reacts to Kanye West Accusing Her of Cheating With Drake (E! Online) (42:16)
Andy Cohen Catches ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Reunion Watch Party, Takes Shots With Fans (Page Six) (56:14)

Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 1 Recap (58:46)

The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
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Transcript

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials.
0:02.4	And welcome back to the Toast Happy Thursday.
0:04.4	That feels like a Friday,
0:05.4	because we have no work tomorrow,
0:07.6	because the holiday weekend.
0:09.2	Hey, Jacks, how you doing?
0:10.5	I'm Dern Good, sitting with my green girl.
0:12.9	If you're watching on YouTube,
0:14.1	Claudian, I are in head to toe green.
0:17.3	If we were on a green screen right now,
0:18.6	you would be seeing nothing.
0:20.1	This show is right now like 90% green.
0:24.0	Oh my God, you know what?
0:25.4	We've gone green, Claudian.
0:26.6	Jackie, Greta's influence.
0:28.2	We've gone green.
0:29.4	Greta's influence cannot be unders over-saving in this moment.
0:32.4	I think this is what she meant when she asked us to go green.
0:35.1	We heard her, and we listened.
0:37.2	And so we've gone green with our plastic cups
0:40.2	and our plastic straws.
0:41.9	Cheers, save the planet.
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