The Craziest Episode of The Toast Ever: Wednesday, May 24th, 2023

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Ariana Madix: Tom Sandoval and Raquel Levies ‘Had Sex in My Guest Room While I Was Sleeping’ Next Door (People) (16:57)
‘Jealous’ Joe Jonas: I “Cried My Eyes Out’ When Nick Got Job Instead of Me (Page Six) (23:34)
Katy Perry Wants To Quit ‘American Idol’ After Being Shown as ‘Nasty Judge’: Report (Page Six) (29:58)
‘American Idol’ 202 Winner Just Sam Says She’s Back To Singing in NYC Subways (People) (39:49)
Krispy Kreme Is Giving Away a Dozen Free Donuts to 2023 Graduates This Week (People) (47:22)

Dear Toasters (51:57)

The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
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Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry

Transcript

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials.
0:02.4	And welcome back to the toes.
0:03.6	Happy Wednesday.
0:04.5	It is hump day.
0:05.6	So don't forget to hump someone you love
0:06.9	and speaking of girlies that I love
0:08.3	and would love to get my hands on in terms of humping.
0:10.4	Thank you, whoa.
0:11.3	But you won't.
0:12.6	It's Jackie O. Hey, Jacks.
0:14.1	How you doing?
0:15.0	Dern good.
0:15.8	Happy to be back with my girly, swirly, dirty,
0:18.4	loo-loo-loo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo.
0:21.1	I think maybe that'll be my next single.
0:22.6	Maybe our twirly-loo next.
0:24.8	No, turdily was so taken off.
0:27.3	And the more I'd like go out and meet toasters
0:29.2	last night we did a meet and greet for Spritz,
0:31.0	the more I need to like, you don't even understand.
0:34.7	I was like, hi.
0:36.4	Terny.
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