Worm Charming and Felony Humping

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Scotty talk about how that Falmouth worm charming championships managed to charm only one worm, a man who survived a lightning strike said it was unbearable, the Teletubbies get Soprano subtitles and a couple is accused of having sex while driving stolen SUV!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.2	Scott, you ready?
0:07.9	Yeah, I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.
0:10.6	And laugh and laugh and laugh.
0:12.5	Falmouth worm charming championships only manages to charm one single worm.
0:18.7	Ooh, I can dig it.
0:21.1	I can dig it.
0:22.3	Don't soil yourself yet.
0:23.8	We're going to get into a fun one on bananas.
0:26.8	If I said something that with your world on its head, would you believe me?
0:35.6	If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces, would you believe me?
0:43.7	Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana, nana.
0:48.0	Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana, hey.
0:52.5	Guys, gals, non-binary pals, welcome to bananas.
0:55.4	Hello, Scotty Landis.
0:56.8	Hey, Curti B, what is up?
0:58.6	And what is up to the good and decent people of Hickson, Ontario, population 322?
1:04.9	Hickson, Hickson, Ontario.
1:07.7	Including a banana name Jennifer's nameless best friend.
1:12.9	So shout out to Hickson, Ontario, 322.
1:17.8	You're officially on the map.
1:20.1	Jennifer's nameless best friend, congratulations.
	...

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