Fanny Packin' Heart Balls
Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler
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4.8 • 7.8K Ratings
🗓️ 2 June 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
Kurt and Scotty talk about a 6 year old that found a 1300 year old sword on a school trip, a man returns fanny pack with $30k after finding it in a Wawa bathroom, Robert Fripp unsure why doctors shaved his balls while getting heart surgery and sexy calendar priest isn’t even a priest!
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| 0:00.0 | This is exactly right. |
| 0:06.2 | Scott, you ready? |
| 0:07.8 | Ooh, I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh. |
| 0:11.3 | Six-year-old boy finds 1,300-year-old |
| 0:14.9 | sward during school trip. |
| 0:17.6 | Swart! |
| 0:18.4 | Swart! |
| 0:20.1 | I'm saying all the words. I'm saying every letter today. Swared. Swared. I'm saying all the words. |
| 0:22.0 | I'm saying every letter today. |
| 0:24.1 | Yes, we're, yeah. |
| 0:28.6 | Oh, well, we're about to unsheath just an absolutely timeless bananas. |
| 0:36.6 | If I said something that I'd with your world on its head, |
| 0:41.3 | would you believe me? |
| 0:45.3 | If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces, would you believe me? |
| 0:53.3 | Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. |
| 0:57.8 | Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. |
| 1:02.0 | Guys, gals, non-binary pals, welcome to bananas. |
| 1:07.1 | Sitting across for me is the fantastic and wonderful man who got up six minutes ago, |
| 1:15.1 | literally got out of bed six minutes ago and still managed to say unsheath, having no idea |
| 1:21.8 | that it was a sword-based story I was about to say. |
| 1:24.1 | That's the best I could do. |
| 1:25.2 | It was very good. |
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