Forever.

Dog.

Warning.

The following podcast is the biggest Kansas City-related media event of the last few days.

It may contain a deeply confusing Mount Rushmore,

Torrid Affairs with comical theme park scientists, and esteemed giant underpants.

Heidi Gardner whisks us to her beloved hometown park, worlds of fun, not to mention oceans of fun,

on today's podcast The Ride, a podcast about theme parks where we don't like to get political,

but we think the president is like Worlds of Fun's iconic balloon.

He's full of hot air.

I'm Scott Gertner, and I'd like to apologize for that as soon as it has come out of my mouth,

and I like to apologize to my

Carlson. Hello? I don't accept the apology. That's that is fine. It's going to take a process

of healing. Yeah. The struggle, the internal struggle to think of a to think of a world's fun joke

at the top. I sympathize with trying to come up with a joke, but still, this is going to

take months to repair my relationship and my trust in you. That is, that is absolutely fine. Jason

Sheridan. How are you doing? Good. I don't know. I think I'm tacking the other way. And Scott,

I was going to say that's why they pay you the big bucks you know

that's Mike skeptical but I'm like I don't know I kind of liked it no huh a hell of a

yeah okay well thank you no a hell a hell of a writing sample uh and proof of the scathing

political satire that we do here which I I hope that our guest is down for.

Now that she knows this is the kind of territory we can go into.

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