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Okay. Well, that is the end of the Sweden-Sweden-Switzerland game. Another unexpected result from a World Cup of

unexpected results. Sweden, making it past

Switzerland, 1-0 goal from Emil Foschberg, and they're going to be in the quarter-finals against

two ever wins between Colombia and England. It's not the most unexpected result of the

World Cup, obviously there's been so many. But it was quite unexpected,

wasn't it? However, the game did pan out, you know, stylistically the way we would have imagined

it too. Sweden sat quite deep. They sucked up an awful lot of pressure. Switzerland didn't really

seem to have enough in their, for fear of sort of stumbling all over cliche land, enough in their

end product

to get something out of it, they didn't create that many chances.

And actually throughout the first half, not just with counter-attacks, Sweden seemed to have

much more of the game in their pockets. I'm still in cliche land. I'm still in cliche land.

The only one you've not brought out yet is

in their locker. Well, they did have it in their locker, didn't they? They had the book of clichés in the locker. Where is this mysterious locker? It's back in the locker room, mate. But then, presumably, you... Haven't got it on the pitch. But you want to leave it all out on the pitch, because that's what they do. I guess it's what they put on before they go out to the game.

It lives in their locker.

So let's say for example a striker had a great deal of tenacity as a footballer. I would imagine that that striker wouldn't be tenacious at all in their life because they leave it in the locker when they're not playing football. Just a little pocket of tenacity that they can grab. Footballers don't have lockers though,

do they? They have a changing room with like pegs and shit. Over the days, this podcast has

become less and less serious. Let's talk about Sweden, because they're going through.

Emil Forchberg, it was his first goal of the tournament. We profiled him before the tournament

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